Thursday, October 18, 2007

stars

Aunty louisa sent me an email with this horoscope thingy today and i wrote a 'review' of what i think about it as a reply. I believe in horoscope (which daddy thinks is a bit dumb) but I am going to let you know how accurate i think this is :-

PISCES WOMAN

She likes to be in a dream world than to be in reality. [yes because in my dreams, i can be whoever i want withuot having to put in any effort] She is weak and sensitive when it's come to "Love". [i have no idea] She can cry if her best friend is breaking up, and she can be over excited when her friend gets a new boy friend who is a good looking and rich even it is nothing concerned her at all. [yeap, i get excited very easily, especially when i see cute guys ^^, not that i like them or anything, just looking at them makes my day better =P] You might be surprise to see that she is shy just because she is in love. [again i have no idea because i have no experience] More or less it will be in Pisces woman. She loves small animal and is gifted in training animals. [big NO NO, i am hopeless in training animal, look at Oddball, my doggie at home]

She has sixth senses and she can guess what will happen next, it's her nature. [yeap yeap, i am pretty good in guessing stuffs but i can never guess what will come out in the exam, sad case )=] Even she has a good sixth senses, she can not pick or foreseen her own choice of lover. She cannot tell if she meet a sincere guy or a one night stand guy. [no experience = no comment] She likes to buy and pick her own clothes. [Oh YEA~~~ I LOVE SHOPPING!!! maybe because i dun have to pay the bills but shopping ROCKS my world] She likes to dress cute and be cute. [another big NO NO, i want to look professional and pretty and young and slim but definitely not cute cause i can never be cute due to the fact that i am 5 feet 7 inches tall] Pisces woman tend to be a good looking woman [*cough cough* YESH!!! ahem... i wish that others agree] and she has a nice skin. [not my face, it is acne prone =="] Her hands and feet are small and soft. [absolutely NOP, i have enormously huge hands]

Pisces woman loves to shop for shoes as if she collects them. [as if she is a caterpilla to be more precies =P i LOVE SHOES] She is a hot lady that everyone wants her. [haha, am i?] Whether she has a man in her life or not , she will never try to overpower any man. It's not even in her thought. [yeap, i think i won]

She thinks man can handle things better, [i know daddy can but others, i DOUBT] and she will make her man feel that way. [i hope that my partner is] She is an easy going person, so being with her is easy. [see, i am easy going and friendly =D] She is a confident woman [nope, not really] and likes to make people who stay with her happy. [yes, always trying] She knows how to please and how to comfort a man. [yesh if the man is my little brother] If something is wrong, she will try to make other people belief that it's must be because of someone else, not because of her love one. [absolutely, i read this from some medical journal, a medical practitioner role is to cure, sometimes; to relieve, often; to comfort, always. i am not yet there but i am working my way to be one so of course -- comfort is the least i can do] She will not push her man to be ambition but to make him feel like he should be happy with the way he is now. [i think this is the role of a mother] She is happy with you for what you are now. [true, if not she won be with you in the first place]

A Pisces woman, if she has a bad childhood, she will always remember it and it will make her a very unhappy person. She will pity herself and feel sorry for herself. [true cause i din feel any of that since i have an AWESOME childhood which i can hardly remember =P i have some memory problem if i haven yet told u] She tends to hurt herself with out knowing it [yesh!!! i have bruises all over my knees ;( so sad i can't wear shorts/ skirt] and so vulnerable to drugs (real drugs or just sleeping pills). [NO, i am CLEAN] She has many choices and you can never tell which path she going to take. [well this is a bit ambigious, currently i have nothing to choose from except whether to have a nap or not] If you love her, then hold her tight [aw~~~ this is so sweet] because she never knows why she did what she did or what she will do next. [hope that i am not that blur]

A complex character. You may think she is a shy innocent type and can not hurt anyone, then you are wrong. You might think she is a fragile person who needs protection, wrong again. [nah, i am not that complicated!] She has been through a lot, a tough cookie. [yea~~~ i love being a tough cookie which i think i am not =C] She is a dreamer and love the word "Love", so she is the type who will buy gift for anyone for any occasion, especially if it is a gift for wedding or an anniversary even for someone who she does not know so well. *nod nod*

Be very careful if fall in love with Pisces woman. She can be a total different person before and after. She can be an angel before and later a witch, but everyone is not perfect, right? [PEOPLE IGNORE THIS!!! total b*llshirt, gonna sue whoever wrote this for defemation] She will be soft and gentle most of the time, so not to worry. She is emotional and extremely sensitive when she frequently got hurt. She is the type who can cry her heart out. [oh yea, i cried until my eyes were all swollen and i was literally dehydrated when i watched the last episode of season 2 grey's anatomy, SO SO SO SAD]

She can have a secret fear inside, when she says she does not need anyone. She badly needs someone to protect her, but sometimes she can hide that feeling by being stubborn. [stubborn yes i am but apart from that, i am not too sure (=] She likes to hide her shyness and her weakness from her enemy. [who doesn't] She does not like to follow any fixed rules. [actually i do, i never break the rules] She can be a good housewife if you know how to handle her. [bad selection of word, dun ever try to handle me, i am not a glass or vase]

Many men will ask to marry her because she is a 100% woman. If she wants to be sweet, she is a real angel. [see, I AM A REAL ANGEL]

P.S.
i mentioned previously that i won blog until after exam. this is not consider blogging since i actually replied this as an email and what i did is copy and paste this thing at the dashboard. =D

okie dokie, time to study.

see ya people.

NO BLOGGING TILL AGTER EXAM!

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